(After all, this is a woman who I’ve written about multiple times on the Internet for giving the best dating and sex advice of all time.) I instead went for a combo of “OH MY GOD THAT WASN’T FOR YOU G2G BYEEEEE” and threw my phone across the room into my laundry basket, hoping that it had somehow morphed into a time machine since the last time I washed and folded.
In fact, flirtexting™, as we like to call it, is practically an art form, and anyone can be a Van Gogh.I’m no fortune teller, but if I had to bet money on it, I’d say there’s only one “killer app”, and it’s text messaging. Forbes called us “less sexy” last year but they also called us “more impactful” in the same sentence. My mom knows that if she wants a response she needs to text me — not call me — and businesses should take the hint.What’s cool in the social media messaging world is constantly changing.You see, I’m going to show you how to roleplay with a girl over text.If you do them right, roleplays are a fun technique you can use on a woman to add a spark to the interaction.The realization dawned on me pretty instantly, and while I debated going with a “Oh, I just bought this new bra, what do you think?